How to be the PERFECT GIRLFRIEND ._.

a) You should make an effort with your clothes and you shouldn’t cut you hair: a man likes his girlfriend to look feminine

b) The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. You should cook for him, and if he is really hungry, don’t give him salad

c) You must listen to him. He likes explaining how things work.

d) You shouldn’t ask him to help you choose a pair of shoes. He only has three pairs, and he thinks that’s enough.

e) You mustn’t try to give him directions. Christopher Colombus didn’t need them

How to be the PERFECT BOYFRIEND

a) you must arrive on time for dates-women hate it when you keep them waiting.

b) You should pay when you go out. Women want to be equal, but not that equal!

c) You should be funny . You may be good-looking, well-dressed and have the brains of Einstein, but if you can’t make her laugh, forget it.

d) You should remain silent . They want to do all the talking-even if you stop listening, pretend to be fascinated.

e)You mustn’t talk about other beautiful women, even famous ones. She’ll remember, and years later, when you make a comment about her cooking, she’ll tell you to get Julia Roberts to make your lunch.